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PostPosted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 5:27 am    Post subject: Norwegian Telemegaphone Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

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Call +4790369389 to have your voice blasted into the luscious lands of Norway!
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 5:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

All of a sudden I can think of a good use for that AA-12 shotgun Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 6:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

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All of a sudden I can think of a good use for that AA-12 shotgun Evil or Very Mad


Seconded.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 8:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

I'm joining the shotgun brigade for this one!

I also note that the device is actually Swedish. Are they trying to pull another 1814 (union) on the Norwegians through subliminal audio broadcasts? Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 9:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

It gets better, they're from my town. Malmö assaults Norway! I'm sorry

http://www.unsworn.org/

Quite a few weird projects there. I remember seeing a setup with their ophones on our annual city festival this summer!

Still, you guys have a tradition for this sort of thing - I remember being confused by the highly localised speakers talking gibberish in your ears that are (were?) scattered all over Gardermoen.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 10:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Hey guys, this is just art! You aren´t supposed to shoot art unless you are a performance artist or a member of the NSDAP.


And possibly some of you might want to take a discussion of staatsrat Ziegler´s taste in MUSIK over to the diversity section?

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 11:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

I knew the thread's title would get some Scandinavian attention Cool
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 11:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

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Hey guys, this is just art! You aren´t supposed to shoot art unless you are a performance artist or a member of the NSDAP.

The NSDAP would love these devices - one on each hilltop, delivering glowing propaganda speeches to people and reindeer alike Idea

I also suggest that as art, it is incomplete without a few nicely placed bullet holes to impede its function... that would even elevate it to meta art Razz

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 2:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

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I also suggest that as art, it is incomplete without a few nicely placed bullet holes to impede its function... that would even elevate it to meta art Razz
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Yea meta art! I like that better. Lets go shoot the sucker!

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 2:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

OK, I guess you are entitled to take out the offending artist if you do it in the name of art curation. scratch


On the other hand, the true and sacred american approach to such pest control would be to write and lecture on the subject and then hope someone else has the guts and guns to solve the problem.

And the true and sacred american way would also be to secure all the artworks done by that artist first. The prices will soar when the bastard is dead.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 3:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

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OK, I guess you are entitled to take out the offending artist if you do it in the name of art curation. scratch


No! No! No! No! I'm not in favor of shooting the "artist", for dog's sake just, the art! And my objection is based on the assumption that it can be heard beyond the boundary of the land owner on whose property is installed. If it's public land I would be in favor of vomiting on the officials who approved it. That's as violent as I'm willing to get.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 3:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Nice project! The people living around don't seem to mind too much either.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 4:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

This reminds me of a time many years ago when I was living in the big city. Everywhere there was these alarms that would go off, usually in the middle of the night. It was often the same alarms going of night after night, sometimes several times during one night. Some were on shops and some were on cars. In my experience there was never any real reasons why these alarms were set off, it could be vibrations from vehicles, moisture, defects - I don't know. The "alarmists" never cared; not the owners, not he police, and there was never a crime involved. Well, the police sometimes came by, looked sheepishly at the wailing alarm and drove off when there were no Beagle Boys to be seen.

One day when an alarm on the corner opposite my apartment went off, I had enough. This particular alarm had been going off several times almost every night for a long period. I grabbed a hammer and a set of wire cutters and rushed outside. I confronted the electronic menace in an adrenalin fueled rage (incessant wailing at 135dB right next to your ears does affect your body chemistry), and proceeded to batter it with the hammer until it fell apart and went silent. The neighbours, peeking out of windows and appearing on balconies, cheered and applauded the deed. We all saw that the unconditional "respect" for alarms that had been ingrained in us all was something to be shed. At that moment I became the Alarm Killer. I could feel it in my bones that this was my calling Very Happy

This little story may explain my dislike for useless and annoying noise sources. If someone put up a Telemegaphone within my hearing range, I can guarantee that it wouldn't live through the first night

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 4:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

bachus wrote:
..... just, the art!


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Isn´t this quite un-american?

The art won´t start to run when you point a huge gun at it.
However, the artist might... and that is when you can do the right thing?

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The people living around don't seem to mind too much either.
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Umm ... er ,,, well if everyone forced to hear it doesn't then object I don't object. But how do you know they don't mind too much?

I admit that in spite of every reasonable expectation people and bagpipes seem to coexist in Scotland so perhaps you are right?

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 4:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

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But how do you know they don't mind too much?


Oh and i said it so nice and woolly Confused

I read some of the reactions on that page.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 4:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

elektro80 wrote:
Isn´t this quite un-american?

Does a bear poop in the woods?
Does a bear pooping in the woods get shot?

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 4:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

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Oh and i said it so nice and woolly


Blue Hell wrote:
I read some of the reactions on that page.


Yea and they all (the one's I read, anyway (wooly that!)) were from adolescent dolts that were out of ear shot of the horns.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 4:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Blue Hell wrote:
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But how do you know they don't mind too much?


Oh and i said it so nice and woolly Confused

I read some of the reactions on that page.

Hmm, most of the comments seemed to be from foreigners wanting to play (specifically) annoying sound clips.

Also, one commentator wrote: "I think I might play Rise of the Valkyrie mixed with an army walking. they will think it’s 1939 again lol...". That's more of the NSDAP angle right there - I imagine that those speaker horns have that 1939'ish tinny sound to fit Laughing

Anyway, while on the subject of annoyances, if you want to refresh that feeling, click here.
(Warning: do not click unless you really want to be annoyed!)

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 5:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

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Anyway, while on the subject of annoyances, if you want to refresh that feeling, click here.
(Warning: do not click unless you really want to be annoyed!)


Warning: F**K THAT S**T

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 5:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

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Anyway, while on the subject of annoyances, if you want to refresh that feeling, click here.
(Warning: do not click unless you really want to be annoyed!)


Warning: F**K THAT S**T

Ouch! You just had to click, didn't you... Wink

See, it even has the normally calm and collected Carlo type in big red uppercase letters of despair Shocked
It really is that annoying!

WARNING: FOLKS, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 9:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

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Ouch! You just had to click, didn't you... Wink


Oh you are sooooo gonna pay dearly for that.

Someday when you least expect it...

It's on...





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PostPosted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 9:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Apart from the fact that this project only lasted for a few months and this was back in 2008, the Telemegaphone barely registered in the media in Norway. Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 5:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

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Ouch! You just had to click, didn't you... Wink


Oh you are sooooo gonna pay dearly for that.

You have my sympathy. That was my exact feeling when I once clicked that particuar annoyance. Never again! cyclops

It's always interesting how the "Do not press this button" kind of warning works peoples minds... I know I'm weak in this respect myself...

@ elektro80 : You're right, I never knew about it before Carlo posted. Of course, here at EM we have a more analytic and reflective community Smile

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 5:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

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Anyway, while on the subject of annoyances, if you want to refresh that feeling, click here.
(Warning: do not click unless you really want to be annoyed!)
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Click, don't click?
Click, don't click?
Click, don't click?
Argh!!! I'm leaving this thread before I pick that scab!

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