You're under Bass Arrest!

jensen sportag · Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:52 pm Post subject: You're under Bass Arrest!

The BassCops are a splinter cell of the NYPD who police white-collar crimes with low frequency bass. Precinct 808 bitch.

diskonext · Joined: Aug 26, 2004 Posts: 306 Location: London, UK

Aiiight,

very groovy! What can I do to get arrested? I wanna see their digs!

-diskonext

mosc · Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2005 8:47 am Post subject:

Ponk · Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2005 9:56 am Post subject:

At last! I've been waiting for you to post some new stuff.

And it's as great as ever. I'm sorry but I can't offer any constructive criticism, you seem to know what you're doing. You have a fan here!

jensen sportag · Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2005 11:37 am Post subject:

Jensen emits a 40HZ sine blast of thanks to you for the propers. Smile

Dovdimus Prime · Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2005 11:50 am Post subject:

I suppose I'd better listen to this, otherwise I'll have my 'I listen to good music on the reggy' card taken away by the 'Do you listen to good music on the reggy?' Standards Authority. Very Happy

I downloaded Quick Time a couple of weeks ago and now it tries to stream everything when I simply want to download it.

Evil or Very Mad

It makes me want to use the 'c' word in public.

Dovdimus Prime · Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2005 11:52 am Post subject:

WHERE DID IT JUST FUCKING DOWNLOAD IT TO?

I'm really sorry. Shocked

jensen sportag · Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2005 1:02 pm Post subject:

Haha. Elusive....

mosc · Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2005 1:12 pm Post subject:

When you use the QuickTime plugin and want to download, just right-click and use the "save link as" item and it'll pop up a menu giving you the choice of where to put the mp3 file.

Dovdimus Prime · Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2005 4:09 pm Post subject:

Thanks Mosc. Yeah, I know that really but I haven't got used to it yet. I just click on it normally and it tries to stream it. Grrrrr. Software that tries to second guess what you want really gets on my tits.

Nice tune, Jensen Sportag dudes!! Very Happy

Dovdimus Prime · Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2005 4:11 pm Post subject:

Sorry for hogging this thread, but what does 'Jensen Sportag' mean? What's it all about chaps?

jensen sportag · Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2005 4:15 pm Post subject:

diskonext · Joined: Aug 26, 2004 Posts: 306 Location: London, UK

Kind of... Wink

mystery band led by a mystery man... very... mysterious!

-diskonext

frogger · Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:06 am Post subject: wow!!

Great tune!!!

This is the first tune that I've listened too on this site and, let me tell you, your setting the bar pretty high!!

Thanks!

jensen sportag · Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 11:21 am Post subject:

jensen sportag · Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 6:06 pm Post subject:

I just want to recommend a track for anyone who likes this one. It's a version of Hypnotise under the guise of Notorious DSP, AKA Original Hamster. If you dig the whole mac-rap concept then it is a must have. Definately played a huge role in the development of our track.

LoKi · Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 8:18 pm Post subject:

Wow!

This track kicks ass! (and it's funny as hell!)

It also reminds me very much of a track I made a while back for laugh...
It's called "Mechapimp" - and it's not for the kids (although they would have to be listening really carefully to hear what m1cr0s0ft Sam is saying!)...
It's MS Sam saying "bitch" that made the connection between these 2 tracks for me!

Please, no critique on this track...
It's not my thread, and furthermore it was made for a joke in about an hour...!

LoKi - Mechapimp.mp3

Description:

LoKi - Mechapimp (2001)
MP3 [128Kbps] 2:36
copyright (c) LoKi
all rights reserved

Filesize:

2.38 MB

Duration:

2:36

Viewed:

5224 Time(s)

jensen sportag · Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:55 pm Post subject:

Yeah, MS Sam is quite a force. All the ladies love him.

LoKi · Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 9:45 am Post subject:

Static Strobe Emitter · Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 7:01 pm Post subject: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!

I remember a couple of months ago I downloaded some
"jensen sportbag" tunes and thought "f***** hell cool shit"
, now it has happened again....

but it also gets me motivated as hell.

the pace and rythm of "bass cops" are totally freaking hilarious
and the the abuse of the voicesynth is a fact Very Happy

Let me ask you. What kind of voicesynth do you use?
I WANT IT NOW............

LoKi · Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 7:12 pm Post subject: Re: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!

Static Strobe Emitter · Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 7:14 pm Post subject: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

BUT LOL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! O________X
*i must check it out*

i seriously thought you all were joking....
, if this is true, the sound of this voicesynth is far more cool
than the built in Fruityloops voice Very Happy

i hope i have mr.sam installed.... Very Happy

elektro80 · Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 7:19 pm Post subject:

This has been on the mac platform too for like 10-12 years or so I think.

LoKi · Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 7:21 pm Post subject:

Yes, I recently started playing around with Sam again too.
Using the MS runtime, it's hard to make sam talk to a certain rhythm, but now I have started using Ableton Live, I can use the warp function to snap Sam's lyrics to the beat I want.....

Pretty cool stuff.....

Static Strobe Emitter · Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 7:22 pm Post subject: !!!!!!!!!!!

STEYN!!!! KEEP QUIET............goto your room!!!!!! >8(((

ahhaahhaah ;D
I did know that all OS since 1784 had text-to-speech, but I have
never used them ;D;D;D and I seriously doubted that windows
would have such a wonderful speech dude =D=D=D

I will abuse poor sam so much he will regret
someone ever coded a single line of hime. Razz