If all B's were D's....

[nobody]

Imagine if all B's were changed to D's.

You'd hang out with your "duddies".

You'd call people you don't like "dastards" and "ditches".

Women would have "doods". Dude!

Kids would get spanked on the "dum".

You'd have jam on "dread". Scary.

Large objects would be "dig". Women would have "dig doods".

Instead of being busy, you'd be "dizzy".

Old people would die in "ded".

Are we hunting or drinking? You'd chug a "deer".

DJs would "dud" remixes. That can't be good.

Thieves would knock over a "dank". And I thought I smelled something...

A smelly swamp would be a "dog".

[v-un-v]

Are you on the funny cigarettes or something?

[nobody]

[Antimon]

I was absolutely positivie that this was going to be about that french animated short when they brainwash people into thinking that the letter E is the letter B. Well, until I saw that the letters were wrong.

Good cartoon! Wish I could find it on youtube...

Tried to find that MTV intermission thingie with Bs running around and a big M landing from space, but can't find that either... I loved those MTV interlude thingies!

/Stefan

[kkissinger]

The letter "r" is indispensable. After all, without 'r', all our friends would be fiends.

[nobody]