Yo Momma

[nobody]

Can you make yo momma jokes with an electro-music twist?

Let's try.

Yo momma so fat, when you play 16 Moog Phatties in tandem, she comes oozing out the speakers.

[sizone]

No good will come of this.

Yo' momma's so old she predates control voltages.

Yo' momma's so stupid she plugged her pc/at keyboard into a midi connector.

Yo' momma's so ugly she was used as a model for metasonix panel art.

Yo' momma's so slow she can't finish a sentence in the time it takes to transfer a 500k sample via midi.

served.

[nobody]

No good is supposed to come from this.

Yo momma so stupid she thinks a slider is someone on a baseball team.

Yo momma so stupid when she was told to pan left, she threw a saucepan.

Yo momma so stupid when she was told her tune needed some EQ work, she was insulted that you called her stupid.

Yo momma so dense she thinks you need to watch Star Wars to solo a track.

Yo momma so dumb she tries to "control voltage" by sticking a knife into a socket.

[kkissinger]

Ok -- here goes:

Yo mamma so stupid she thought a breadboard was something in the kitchen.

Yo mamma so stupid that she asked the hairdresser to solder her pigtails.

Yo mamma so stupid she thought she had to boil spaghetti before using it.

Yo mamma so stupid that she thought the oscilloscope was showing reruns of "The Outer Limits". She tried to change the channel, too.

Yo mamma so stupid that she stuffed a joint into an electrical outlet to get high voltage.

Yo mamma so stupid that she shoveled dirt into her radio to improve the grounding.

Yo mamma so stupid that she used an umbrella to protect herself from flying leads.

Yo mamma so fat she thought feedback meant more helpings.

Yo mamma so stupid she threw her alarm clock into the sink in order to sync it.

Yo mamma so stupid that she bought a multi-vibrator to stimulate herself.

Yo mamma so stupid she thought she had to order a multi-pole switch from Poland.

Yo mamma so stupid that she thinks that a blanking oscillator is a f*cking oscillator.

Yo mamma so stupid that she thought a ganged pot was was when a bunch of boys all pee into it at once.

Yo mamma so stupid that she asked for the women's department in the electronics store to shop for female connectors.

[nobody]

[sizone]

Yo' momma's so bigoted she makes her model 2 and 3 Arp Odysseys ride on the back of the mixing bus.

Yo' momma's so skanky she can paint replica vintage Yamaha slider caps using her vaginal discharges.

Yo' momma's such a misguided feminist that she won't hook anything up because she believes every act of penetration to be an act of violence.

Yo' momma's so mean she hordes SEM chips just to drive their prices up.

[nobody]

Yo momma so poor she asks sound engineers for discarded pots to use for cooking.

Yo momma so poor she asks guitarists for licks to feed herself.

Yo momma so stupid she uses an Alesis to Ion her clothes.

Yo momma so stupid (or clever?) she got a Virus and called in sick.

Yo momma so stupid she thought patch cords were used to fix things up (well, aren't they?).

Yo momma so stupid she called Ghostbusters because she saw an LFO.

Yo momma so stupid she walked through the Everglades and got eaten by an oscillator.

[sizone]

Yo' momma's such a druggie she smokes ICs,
she's so cheap that when she runs out, she smokes the resin.

[Uncle Krunkus]

Yo Momma's gonna woop you ass when she see dis forum!!

[nobody]

Probably.

[nobody]

Yo momma so stupid AND poor that she uses two rotaries as "head phones".

Yo momma so 'tarded she broke her synth because it asked her for an "axe input".